BALLETOMANE

Just Enjoy The Show.

2009-09-27T22:26:00.003+08:00

I read this essay from the blog Hamlet's Hero and omg it's so funny! Haha I know this is prolly like plagiarism lar but at least I noted the source :D

Karangan budak darjah 4

Pagi itu pagi minggu. Cuaca cukup sejuk sehingga mencapai takat suhu beku. Sebab itu saya tidak mandi pagi sebab air kolah jadi air batu dan air paip tidak mahu keluar sebab beku di dalam batang paip. Pagi itu saya bersarapan dengan keluarga di dalam unggun api kerana tidak tahan sejuk. Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya menemaninya ke pasar. Tetapi saya tidak mahu.

Selepas emak menikam perut saya berkali-kali dengan garfu barulah saya bersetuju untuk mengikutnya. Kami berjalan sejauh 120 kilometer kerana pasar itu letaknya 128 kilometer dari rumah. Lagi 8 kilometer nak sampai pasar saya ternampak sebuah lori kontena meluru dengan laju dari arah belakang.

Dia melanggar emak saya. Emak saya tercampak ke dalam gaung. Dia menjerit “Adoi!”. Lepas itu emak saya naik semula dan mengejar lori tersebut. Saya pun turut berlari di belakang emak saya kerana takut emak saya melanggar lori itu pula. Pemandu lori itu nampak kami mengejarnya. Dia pun memecut lebih laju iaitu sama dengan kelajuan cahaya. Kami pula terpaksa mengejar dengan lebih laju iaitu sama dengan dua kali ganda kelajuan cahaya. Emak saya dapat menerajang tayar depan lori itu. Lori itu terbabas dan melanggar pembahagi jalan lalu bertembung dengan sebuah feri. Feri itu terbelah dua.

Penumpang feri itu yang seramai 100 orang semuanya mati. Pemandu feri itu sangat marah. Dia pun bertukar menjadi Ultraman dan memfire pemandu lori. Pemandu lori menekan butang khas di dalam lori dia..lori itu bertukar menjadi robot Transformer. Mereka bergaduh di udara. Emak saya tidak puas hati. Dia pun terus menyewa sebuah helikopter di GentingHighlands dan terus ke tempat kemalangan. Dia melanggar pemandu feri yang telah bertukar menjadi Ultraman itu.

Pemandu feri itu terkejut dan terus bertukar menjadi pemandu feri semula lalu terhempas ke jalanraya. Pemandu feri itu pecah. Pemandu lori sangat takut melihat kejadian itu. Dia meminta maaf dari emak saya. Dia menghulurkan tangan ingin bersalam. Tetapi emak saya masih marah. Dia menyendengkan helikopternya dan mengerat tangan pemandu lori itu dengan kipas helikopter. Pemandu lori itu menjerit “Adoi..!” dan jatuh ke bumi. Emak say menghantar helikopter itu ke Genting Highlands. Bila dia balik ke tempat kejadian, dia terus memukul pemandu lori itu dengan beg tangannya sambil memarahi pemandu lori itu di dalam bahasa Inggeris.

Pemandu lori itu tidak dapat menjawab sebab emak saya cakap orang putih. Lalu pemandu lori itu mati. Tidak lama kemudian kereta polis pun sampai. Dia membuat lapuran ke ibu pejabatnya tentang kemalangan ngeri itu. Semua anggota polis di pejabat polis itu terperanjat lalu mati. Orang ramai mengerumuni tempat kejadian kerana ingin mengetahui apa yang telah terjadi. Polis yang bertugas cuba menyuraikan orang ramai lalu dia menjerit menggunakan pembesar suara. Orang ramai terperanjat dan semuanya mati.

Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya ke pasar untuk mengelak lebih ramai lagi yang akan mati. Di pasar, emak saya menceritakan kejadian itu kepada penjual daging. Penjual daging dan peniaga-peniaga berhampiran yang mendengar cerita itu semuanya terkejut dan mati. Saya dan emak saya terus berlari balik ke rumah. Kerana terlalu penat sebaik saja sampai di rumah kami pun mati. Itulah kemalangan yang paling ngeri yang pernah saya lihat sebelum saya mati.

P.S. Just five more weeks of college. Wow this year is coming to an end sooner than I thought.

I Don't Know What To Do; I Think I'm Falling For You

2009-09-27T02:00:00.001+08:00

BEST HOLIDAY EVER!

Probably because we don't have any assignments whatsoever to complete within this 7-day frame.

And also because of loads of shopping.

Going out with you guys :)

Raya open house with loads of catching up!

heh.

Gazing into your eyes made me feel like pouring my heart out
But fear of ruining the moment held me back

I've been kept wondering if this is it

Or was I too late
That you've left
Or perhaps returned to see what you've missed

But realised you were better off without me.

Things are different

Yet I still feel the same

As how I felt the first time

Before I was forced to leave.

Hope is nothing more than a 50-50% chance of a dream come true

But when one 50 trumps the other
The desired 50% chance

That is when everything worth hoping for

Is worth it.

P.S. Spent my last day of holidays sleeping and ballet cuz I'm happy like that :D

Can I Touch, Can I Hold...

2009-09-21T21:05:00.000+08:00

It has become increasingly clear to me that with each passing day, I am closer to stepping out of this house, this area, this country and lifestyle that I grew up in. With every waking night I spend imagining the scene at the airport where I say goodbye until the end of the year, I feel somewhat intimidated at the prospects that lay ahead of me. It definitely wasn't so much as the fear of disaster, of every bad thing imaginable, but more of the unknown. It's about stepping into a new territory, somewhere so alien to me that scares me. I've never walked alone in downtown Kuala Lumpur and now I'm being thrown into another country.

I often wonder what I'll miss about this country. I've said many a times that I can't wait to leave to another area. However, now that it's fast becoming a reality I feel like I will have troubles letting go of all things near and dear.

Hmm, as I'm saying this though, I can't quite find something I will miss indefinitely. As of this moment XD.

I'm sure I will embark on a new exciting chapter of my life soon enough. However, if it was one thing I've learnt this year is that people who have such high expectations will end up disappointed when things aren't in their plan or control. With that said, Im'ma take things easy and just enjoy the show. Because with every turning page of the book we shouldn't expect a scene to unfold, but merely to be surprised by the turn of events, and to greet it with open arms.

You're always afraid other people won't be able to see the real you. But maybe it's because you can't see your own self.

She Wears Short Shorts I Wear Miniskirts.

2009-09-19T14:32:00.000+08:00

Things tend to just come and go.

Without warnings.

Or goodbyes.

And then it hits me dumbstruck.

Case in point: My VGN-CS26G who just literally blanked out on me.

I guess I am like that too sometimes :D

But when I come and go, and come back, I wish you'd bring me back to you..

2009-09-18T21:14:00.000+08:00

The one (and only) thing I'll miss during this week...

Waking up to the sound of your voice.

HOW THE CHINESE STAYED PUT IN ITALY.

2009-09-13T10:02:00.000+08:00

About a century or two ago, the Pope decided that all the Chinese had to leave Italy. Naturally there was a big uproar from the Chinese community. So the Pope made a deal. He would have a religious debate with a member of the Chinese community. If the Chinese win, they could stay. If the Pope wins, the Chinese would leave. The Chinese realized that they had no other choice.

So they picked a middle-aged man named Ah Pek to represent them. Ah Pek asked for one condition to be added to the debate.

'To make it more interesting' , he said, 'neither side would be allowed to talk'.

The Pope agreed.

The day of the great debate came. Ah Pek and the Pope sat opposite each other for a full minute. Then the Pope raised his hand and showed three fingers. Ah Pek looked back at him and raised one finger. The Pope waved his fingers in a circle around his head. Ah Pek pointed to the ground at where he sat. The Pope pulled out a loaf and a glass of wine. Ah Pek pull out an apple.

The Pope stood up and said: 'I give up. This man is too good. The Chinese can stay.'

An hour later, the cardinals were all around The Pope asking him what happened?. The Pope said, 'First I held up three fingers to represent the holy trinity. He responded by holding up one finger to remind me that there was still one God common to both our religions.' 'Then I waved my finger around me to show him that God was all around us.' He responded by pointing to the ground and showing that God was also right here with us.' 'I pulled out the wine and loaf to show that God absolves all sin. He showed me an apple to remind us of the original sin. He had an answer for everything. What could I do?'

Meanwhile, the Chinese community had crowded around Ah Pek. 'What happened?' they asked. 'Well,' said Ah Pek, 'First he indicated to me that all Chinese had three days to get out of here. I replied to him f*@k off and not one of us was leaving.'
'Then he pointed that this whole city would be cleared of Chinese. I showed him that we are staying right here.'

'Yes, and then???' asked the crowd. 'I don't know', said Ah Pek, 'He took out his lunch, and I took out mine!!!'

So Close But Still So Far.

2009-09-13T09:50:00.000+08:00

The perfect fusion.

I'll come back when it's over

No need to say goodbye.

I Would Love To Love You

2009-09-11T09:04:00.000+08:00

Sometimes,

we face close ones everyday without knowing what lies deeply in their hearts.

What If My Chances Have Already Gone?

2009-09-04T23:08:00.000+08:00

I swear, this comic was created for me.

Story of my life.

Now that the Young Scientist Conference is over, I can go back to being old.

ohh darn could I possibly get any lamer?!

P.S. Today's quote was really nice so I wanna steal a copy so it remains in my blog:

We are not the same persons this year as last; nor are those we love. It is a happy chance if we, changing, continue to love a changed person.

I Keep A Sinister Smile And Hole In My Heart.

2009-09-03T20:26:00.000+08:00

Trials in *omfg* 11 days.

Everything else has to wait.

Everything.

The Troubles I'm Facing, The Chances I'm Taking.

2009-09-01T22:10:00.000+08:00

Rubbish currently cluttered in my mind:

Math test this Thursday.

Chemistry.

New information that made me realise I don't like "it", it's just the idea of seeking "it" ;p

SHITtake mushrooms (good one, Laila)!

The PMS of some people that made me not want to give a crap anymore.

Singoalla cookies.

High-waisted skirts and shorts, Oxford booties, pinafore outfits.

Ballet this Friday!

Young Scientist Conference this Friday @#$%! To fall or not to fall?

Schleeeeeeep.

Life as we know it is good.

I Can't Decipher Reflections From Reality.

2009-08-20T12:09:00.001+08:00

Some jokes to make your already meaningful lives more meaningful...

Power of Perception

A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, "I don’t know. It all happened so fast."

Ghostly Music

A man is walking in a graveyard when he hears the Third Symphony played backward. When it’s over, the Second Symphony starts playing, also backward, and then the First. "What’s going on?" he asks a cemetery worker. "It’s Beethoven," says the worker. "He’s decomposing."

Conflict

A ventriloquist is performing with his dummy on his lap. He’s telling a dumb-blonde joke when a young platinum-haired beauty jumps to her feet."What gives you the right to stereotype blondes that way?" she demands. "What does hair color have to do with my worth as a human being?" Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to stammer out an apology. "You keep out of this!" she yells. "I’m talking to that little jerk on your knee!"

How about a paradox?

Barber Paradox (Russell's Paradox)
In a village, the barber shaves everyone who does not shave himself/herself, but no one else. Who shaves the barber?

Sophism

What is better - eternal bliss or a simple bread?
What is better than eternal bliss? Nothing. But a slice of bread is better than nothing. So a slice of bread is better than eternal bliss.

Food for Thought

Let's say there is a bullet which can shoot through any barrier. Let's also say there is an absolutely bullet-proof armor which no object can penetrate. What will happen if such a bullet hits such an armor?

If the temperature this morning is 0 degrees and the Weather Channel says, "it will be twice as cold tomorrow", what will the temperature be?

What happens if you are in a car going the speed of light and you turn the headlights on?

Playa Cardz Right.

2009-08-20T11:09:00.000+08:00

What I've Been Up To During The Holidays:

Swim. Everyday since Sunday.

Watch HEAPS of shows like Family Guy (15+ episodes so far), House (about 5), Desperate Housewives, reruns of Gossip Girl, KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS ==., The Nanny, Big Bang Theory (whole of Season 2), Ren and Stimpy (yeh they still have these!), and The Simpsons.

EAT. and I mean EAT. Have to start classes again SOON or I'll suffocate by stuffing my face every free time I get.

Practice my Pirouttes on fourth position because it's super rusty.

NOT go out at all @-@ why oh why. Except to my secondary school and our library.

Have crazy dreams like my Bio lecturer hitting my palm with a ruler primary-school-style for not pinning up my fringe ==.

Countless dreams of me dancing and entering a competition! wa-wa-wee-wa!

Clean my room, de-dust my soft toys, etc.

Eat McDonalds' cheeseburger. Ahh yes this has to enter this list because it's my first time eating their cheeseburger in my entire life!

Kill my laptop.

Yes, it's true. My laptop is currently a bit whacked out and I know riight, how long ago since I first got it?!? Am depressed about it and what's more, the Internet in my house crashed and I'm now sitting in my condo cafe eating their lousy fried rice in order to use their Internet service.

I love the holidays.

When You're Gone My Heart Stops Beating

2009-08-16T12:19:00.000+08:00

One time there was this girl who wished upon a burning candle that someday her cavalier will arrive and sweep her off her feet. Her dream came true but alas, it was he who got blown away. She felt rather uncomfortable with his always-around-you manner because then it means that she didn't even get to test his sincerity to begin with. And also she didn't get a chance to know her knight first.

So one day the jealous sorceror (who secretly coveted her sexy legs and her knight- because he had a preference for species of the same sex) made a love potion and disguised it into Heaven chocolates and gave it to her, with him disguised as Thomas the Train and with the Heaven chocolates wrapped in silk satin of the highest quality. She didn't think there was anything particular about this train named THOMAS (tell me about it!) nor did she question the burning hole on the satin wrap (get it?! the chocs were so powderfully poisonous it burned a hole in the cloth) so she accepted them with open palms. Just as she was about to take a first bite, she saw the Train giggling uncontrollably, covering his mouth with his wheels.

She hesitated and sighed "I know right, I shouldn't be eating this fatty lipids-and-glycerol concoction if I ever aspire to be a size 00. Here, you take it." and she threw the bar back to Thomas. The chocolates hit him and started to sizzle upon contact with his metal body. He started to melt and Thomas was like "omfg!" but the girl was unaware of what was going on because she had turn the other way and was walking home, now determined that she did indeed like her cavalier very much. She sang Mary Had A Little Lamb by Britney Spears and squirrels came running down the trees and danced around with the snakes.

THE END.

Oh dear, I should stop taking crack.

Time Of Our Lives

2009-08-13T17:07:00.000+08:00

Word of the Day:

Hey!! Good lunch for Physics :)

==.

I Can Almost See It; That Dream I'm Dreaming But...

2009-08-10T00:18:00.000+08:00

You’re in my arms

And all the world is calm

The music playing on for only two

So close together

And when I’m with you

So close to feeling alive

A life goes by

Romantic dreams will stop

So I bid mine goodbye and never knew

So close was waiting, waiting here with you

And now forever I know

All that I wanted to hold you

So close

So close to reaching that famous happy end

Almost believing this was not pretend

And now you’re beside me and look how far we’ve come

So far we are so close

How could I face the faceless days

If I should lose you now?

We’re so close

To reaching that famous happy end

And almost believing this was not pretend

Let’s go on dreaming for we know we are

So close

So close

And still so far.

Gotta Keep My Head Held High.

2009-08-08T00:02:00.000+08:00

My mom sent me an e-mail saying:

"Be weird whenever you have the chance"

As if I need to be told of that!

Hello There, The Angel From My Nightmare.

2009-08-05T21:24:00.000+08:00

Last Saturday we went to Times Square for some serious fun at Cosmo's World. It was my first time using Public Transport, specifically the train, to get to a mall. Wow, look at me, a hypocrite ;p well I didn't exactly have a choice so I silently thank Bryan for coming all the way to this side to go to Times Square from my end. Though I'm not sure if that's his usual route but still.

Anyhoo, met up with Audrey, Jia Hui and Sherry and then I got thirsty and then we hunted high and low for a 7-Eleven so I could buy some Dutch Lady full-cream milk :D since Bryan asked sooo nicely, I decided to give him one of the milk cartons. After that they wanted to go makan so I followed. Darren surprised Audrey by turning up even though he said he couldn't make it but deep down we know he will ;) jealous-nya :P.

And then the fun started. Well, after we forked out RM37 for entrance into Cosmo's World, that is. I tell you ah, they raise the price but didn't add anything much, if at all :( super cacat. We played games that got us dizzy (and also made one of us throw up :P) and then we rode the Roller Coaster. Thankfully Jia Hui enjoyed the ride if not I have to buy her dinner XP (cuz I promised her that if at the end of the ride, she didn't want to go anymore, I'll buy her dinner). HAha, I'm glad I was at her side listening to her scream =.= hilarious :P and I don't know why I kept yawning in the Theme Park. Something is wrong with me.

Luckily we didn't get to go into the Haunted House!! wow, I bet that was my lucky day. We makan-ed dinner at 5 p.m. Steamboat. Then we played at the arcade. Which was fun :D shooting hoops was fun, air hockey was fun, dancing was fun (DUH) even though we were epic noobs and got an "F" LOL.

Thanks a kajillion to Darren who ever so kindly suggested that he can send me home despite my house being so far away. Or I would've left at 6 p.m. I owe you one if you're reading this! Or Audrey can help me tell him or whatever haha. :P P.S. seeing the both of you together gave me diabetes :D and on the way we stopped by Jia Hui's crib. Wooow, I'm gonna sleep at your house in the holidays. Watch out XP.

And then I came home feeling about RM65 poorer.

But a lot happier.

I Don't Mean No Harm; Just Wanna Rock Your World.

2009-08-03T18:05:00.000+08:00

Try and read it if you can. It's hilarious!

Step one you say we need to talk, we talk. He said sit down it's just to talk. She smiles politely back at you, you stare politely right on through........she goes left and you stay right..........You begin to wonder why you came. Where did I go wrong; I lost a friend.... I would've stayed up with you all night, had I known how to save a life...

I've just got too much songs I have to get out of my system =/ even those that have no lyrics/classical music. My mind is a jukebox I tell you.

So excited for my Psych presentation! It's gonna knock your socks off! :D

P.S. Food For Thought:

Love on a biological point of view:

"Love is a dirty trick on us to achieve the continuation of the species" (Somerset Maugham)

=.=

It's You and Me Moving At the Speed of Light Into Eternity.

2009-07-31T16:08:00.000+08:00

Time: Present

Settings: 23rd century; Lah-Lah Land

Characters:

Protagonist: A medium height strawberry blonde named Sherry

Antagonist: A tall, broody, male-chauvinistic jerk by the name of Bryan

Sherry and Bryan both work in the prestigious, upmarket Petaling Street of Wisteria Lane. Since the beginning of Time, they hardly got along with each other.

Because Bryan has an innate desire to steal her underwear.

Furthermore, Bryan also threatened to expose Sherry's polka-dotted XS-sized undies on Flickr. Sherry felt emotionally disturbed by his inhumane act to get her attention (Bryan has a school-girl crush on Sherry). She decides to get back her luxurious pieces by hook or by crook. She summons her ToothFairy, Mei, to find a way. Meanwhile, Sherry gets busy getting ready for Prom- the event of the year to be seen in. The ToothFairy summons Audi and the Chipmunks to utilise their sneaky tactics to retrieve her sacred secrets. Alas, they found it!

Sherry goes to Prom to meet her Prince Charming whom she met in Restaurant City and Sorority Life- only to find out he's Bryan himself!-decked in an expensive couture Armani suit. She asked "Are you my knight in shining Armani?"

He extended his hand as he said "Shall we dance?". Sherry never believed in love at first sight but he was an exception.

She loved Armani.

And they lived happily ever after =)

*Names have been changed to protect the real characters' identity

All My Single Ladies!

2009-07-29T20:07:00.000+08:00

Am in LOVE with Big Bang Theory (the series)!!

Math, Science, History

unravelling the mystery!

But it all started with the big bang!!!

Like did you know with stairs, if you increase its height so much as 2mm people will trip.

Yeah.

Ooookay, some people have a Bio test to prepare for so 'scuuuse me.

Hold On If You Feel Like Letting Go.

2009-07-26T22:40:00.000+08:00

Cuboidal epithelium...squamos epithelium...columnar epithelium....
.....

That's when I had a mental block =='.
That's when I proceeded to fool around with my awesome webcam :D

AMG it's raining!!

I have a TWIN!!! Don't believe??

HERE.

Guess which is me =="

This is how exams make me feel...

I'm in the "50 WAYS TO PLEASE YOUR LOVER" section.

donkey!

Self-love ;p

Lesson of the day is:

I need to get a life.

I Hope You Know I Ripped All Your Pictures Off The Wall.

2009-07-25T17:38:00.000+08:00

Ever since my phone died, I've been getting messages from numbers; not names ==. I sincerely hope the ones I've been talking to include Kok Siang and Laila. or else I'm doomed.

So please don't hesitate to introduce yourselves when you message me :D or I'll just have to guess who you are :P

P.S. I'll pay five dollars to the person who can magically remove my sore throat. Yes, FIVE awesome dollars in cash =)

You're Staring Me Down, Your Glance Makes Me Weak.

2009-07-24T22:25:00.000+08:00

I once sat in my brother's friend's car. We came to a stop at the traffic light. Then he said:

Hey, isn't red the new green?

And we drove past the red light =.=

I also realised how every Friday I tell all my lecturers to "have a great weekend!!" hmmm... I wonder what they actually do during the weekend? *ponders*

Have a great weekend! (And I'm not just saying that :D)

Honestly.

2009-07-23T20:51:00.000+08:00

Since I’ve got so much free time and being unbelievably cool about tomorrow’s Chemistry practical test, I’ve come up with some differences between Man and Boy:

A Man seeks a relationship; a Boy seeks physical intimacy

A Man thinks his girlfriend is beautiful; a Boy thinks she’s hot

A Man loves a female because she is who she is; a Boy finds someone to love. Anyone.

A Man stares into her eyes; a Boy- her assets

A Man looks into her soul; a Boy looks into her face

So are you a Man or Boy?

On a deliriously happy note, I know I’ve found myself again. Finally.

He's the Reason For the Teardrops on My Guitar

2009-07-22T18:03:00.000+08:00

oh, wait. I don't have a guitar so....pointe shoes? XP

"What is love? How can I describe it when I've never experienced it, never tasted it?"

Spoken like a true cannibal. I only have respect for him. You and I both, Sumanto; you and I both. And notice how he wants to taste love. I bet it tastes like water after 2 hours of strenous activity: like Heaven.

So I think my problem is, I make riddles that confuse people in the hopes of getting a message across that I actually so dearly want them to know, but end up not understanding their reply =/ sigh.

What should I do?

Should I wait?

If life is all about taking chances, I wish I did. I wish I listened to Life. Or maybe I just would... Maybe Fear is holding me back. The fear of rejection, dejection.....

Btw did you know that if you typed on your mobile using TI/dictionary, "rejection" has the same buttons as "selection"? How ironic.

Anyway, back to the main focus. I just want to know: What is truly going on?

Should I stay, or regretfully leave?

I know I want to stay- if you want me to.

"face it- I'm your statistically significant other"

I See The Sparkles of A Million Lights;

2009-07-21T15:35:00.000+08:00

...but the one shining so bright is where you are.

One week of chaotic emotional mess
added with a huge seafood spread
followed by an all nighter
mixed with an all-day marathon volunteering
with 10 hours of combined sleep during the weekend
and loads of spicy food
all boiled down to this

Just my luck.

Second chances? Me? Yes. You? I guess not.

The familiar words rang through me. The words I longed to hear.

Only they weren't directed at me no more.

Even as I smiled and joked, deep inside lies an aching heart.

At least your faint denial somewhat gave me comfort.

Math Directive Investigation, ESL Text Production, Bio photosynthesis experiment, Chem Practical Test... best-nya ;p

No one sees my 4a.m. face if I can help it ;p which I couldn't really but still!

We Are Compelled To Do What We Have Been Forbidden

2009-07-15T20:48:00.000+08:00

Rushed home today to go meet up with my long-lost friend =)

I've realised that it doesn't matter if friends close to you don't treat you like friends; there are others out there who can still put a smile on my face.

When was the last time I enjoyed good company?

oh right. Just now.

Thanks for lifting my spirits.

Thanks for agreeing with me on so many things, even before I state my opinion.

Thanks for being such a betch to my BFF's =P

Thanks for your approval on my choice ;) wink wink.

Thanks for being here during this troubled time of my social life HAHA (what social life ==?)

You still enjoy chocolate shakes.

You still think you're cool ;p

You're still one-of-a-kind.

You still know me too well! Sheesh.

Thanks for pushing me to go follow my instinct and step out of my comfort zone (I hope I will and not chicken out ;( )

On a final note, I cbf with stupid things anymore.

When I'm All Alone, With The Clouds Above

2009-07-13T21:29:00.000+08:00

...you are the one I love.

Hold on to me, or you won't be able to anymore.

These Hands Are Shaking Cold...

2009-07-08T20:01:00.000+08:00

... Your hands are mine to hold.

"............ and then we GG them". This has got to be my new favourite sentence.

Introverts are the thinking people who make less noise to reduce the arousal of their cerebral cortex. It's like, they have enough brain activity going on to arouse them without the need for external noise. Extraverts, on the other hand, may be the life of the party, but only because they have low-arousal-cerebral-cortexally-speaking and thus, need to stimulate their brains by making things fun and exciting externally. So which is better? Would you rather be perceived as smart and boring (but with wonderful brains) or exciting and empty?

What if you were a bit of both? What if you only open up to certain people, you're only extraverted to familiar faces, but clamp up when facing new people? What if you initially give the vibe as a chatty, outgoing person but soon quiet down as you get to know the other better? What if you have to choose to be just one? Well, can't you be both?

Sometimes people don't take the same steps as you because as they think things are going mighty well, somewhere in their subconscious minds they think, "what if it doesn't work out?". Sometimes they also doubt your sincerity, or how much you want it to happen. Other times, they just need reassurance that that's how it should be. Or maybe because they're not about taking chances because they don't have a reason to believe things are gonna work out. Or maybe, just possibly, they find the friendship too important to risk, because, should it ever turn sour, there's no turning back.

It's how we play our cards.

Ohh look at me rambling like an old lady :)

On a final note, is it nerdy to have a Casio fx-350MS calculator just "casually lying around" on your bed? :(

Maybe I Can Make You Believe...

2009-07-04T15:05:00.001+08:00

...In love, sex and magic ;)

Yesterday the whole class gathered for some Friday fun at The Curve. wow, it's the first time we actually gathered as a whole outside of college == we should do it more often! But maybe not on Friday evenings pretty please ;( I want my cake and eat it too! (whatever that means)

Missy Cheryl drove us there, with us singing random songs like Keep Your Hands Off My Girl, Love Story.. yeayea whatever. Got there, fooled around and the six of us went for Transformers!! Awesome blossom! Though the sound effects were scary- lucky for me I had my Jia Hui to jump to XP. After a tiring 2 and a half hours, we went off to Italiannies. Transformers 2 requires serious stamina (Jia Hui's right) to watch. The fighting scenes made me sit so restlessly I swear I burned off the calories my hot dog gave me just by moving around in my seat so much =/

Not really, it didn't cuz in the end I shared a salad with the bra (who wasn't macho that night since he's eating a salad XP) cuz I was still stomach-FULL.

More laughters, fun, gossip and the invasion of personal privacy moments later, I had to go home. Thanks to Nyat Syen, else I'd have to walk home ==.

mwah mwah!

You Stood At Your Door With Your Hands On My Waist...

2009-07-02T20:29:00.000+08:00

...and you kissed me like you meant it.

And I knew, that you meant it; you meant it.

This is Shan who wouldn't stop pinching my cheeks x)

How is it that you just know something's not right just by vibes?

But thanks for caring :)

Had fun today earring-necklace-shopping with Audrey, Jia Hui, Sherry and Bra XP.

Seconds, Hours, So Many Days...

2009-07-01T17:26:00.000+08:00

They say that before we turn 18, the one thing we should do is... dissect a kidney. Which was precisely what I did yesterday. Just the repulsive thought of it makes me turn green and sick.

I chose an obese kidney since... it's not everyday you meet an obese kidney :D ohhh right- it's also in line with my future profession as a ballerina-dietician XP. The kidney was so yellow and saturated (cuz it's covered entirely with lemak) my lunch felt like coming up. But since what goes down doesn't come back up, I could only gag in disgust the whole time I removed the fat with its sickening *schhlick* sound as it parted with the purplish kidney. My kidney bean was pretty small- aiyoh, must be a fat baby goat (kid?) who never got along in Goat School. Let's call him Bill, shall we?

Half the fun was removing the fat, I swear. I always thought kidney pictures were just an artists' impression of what a kidney looks like, but it does look like the ones in the picture- I kid(ney) you not. AHhaha!

If that wasn't bad enough, the kidney smelled. Bad. If roses were heaven then the smell of kidney is hell. Right then I wished my nostrils were wilted and that my sense of smell was the equivalent of the sense of sight of a blind man. After fatting around we cut up the kidney. It really looks like a mushroom- the Shittake variety. It was beautiful. haha. It's pelvis was surrounded by the enchanting medulla, which in turn was surrounded by the majestic cortex. Oh what a sight to behold! Definitely one of the things you should see before you turn 18. (waittt a minute.....)

I guess the best things in life can be found with the help of a dissecting tray, rubber gloves, and simple cutting-whatchamacallit tools :)

You Are Not Alone.

2009-06-26T21:40:00.000+08:00

Just last Saturday I was doing the Thriller with my younger brother.
And today as I was heading to college I heard the news that Michael Jackson died-ed. I thought the deejay was just messing around- then a caller came in and practically sobbed about how he'll miss MJ so much. What the-

Now, don't feed me this bullcrap that he deserved to die and it's better that he did. Because no one can deny that he is a Legendary Genius. No. One. He captured so many hearts with his soothing voice and meaningful music, not to mention kick-ass dance moves and awesome-blosome hippy songs. So what if he was allegedly accused of child molestation? Does that mean that we should hold that against him? If there was some kind of scoring system where if you did something phenomenal and get points, but do something wrong and be deducted of points, he would still rise above all because of the better things he did. Judgemental people who only see the ugly side of the situation are losers.

Honestly, I wouldn't have gave so much as a thought-bubble about him if it weren't for the news of his departure. I mean, I wouldn't say I'm a huge fan but I do like his songs. And his absence is a great loss to the nation. I admit that I'm emo about it (more than usual) because I suffered a great loss recently as well. One month later and I'm still not okay about death. So if anyone were to come along- or leave forever- especially Michael Jackson, I would be mournful.

Oh btw, did anyone know that some actress passed away as well? I suppose it was a wrong timing. But who gets to choose right?

I Wanna Stand With You On A Mountain

2009-06-25T19:52:00.000+08:00

Check out my noob photography skills :D

Anyway, today we ventured out to Burger King, with me playing Michael Shoemaker, driving Jia Hui, Audrey, Yuen Hua and Bryan, plus Sherry in my HotWheels. Seriously, with all the noise they were making, and taking hideous pictures of me, I'm surprised we made it to and fro safely. Haha, I bet they were initially having serious doubts about my driving skills as seen by Jia Hui's subtle suggestion that we let her take the wheel. However, we let Jesus Take The Wheel (haha, geddit? It's a song XP) and all went well. A few makan moments later and we went back to Taylor's, feeling burgerfied.

Sorry guys, will upload the pictures later.

Happy birthday to Patricia who is now able to drink and have sex legally! xoxo

2009-06-23T22:35:00.000+08:00

Is life ruled by the silent hand of chance or the powerful fist of choice?

If you don't know where you're going, any road will get you there.

Oh Baby When You Talk Like That...

2009-06-22T19:44:00.000+08:00

You make a woman go mad.....

This is what I would have said to the delegate of South Africa- if I spoke to him at all. But more of that later.

Now that the ESL tutorial, TCSHMUN conference, and Biology Presentation is over, what do I look forward to? The next test? whoopee.

The conference over the weekend was such an eye-opener to me. For one thing, I've never heard of the word delegate before in my life prior to this. Little did I know that after just one weekend, I would hear it so much that it caused an immense discomfort in the pits of my stomach. For another, I now know that guys/male/boys can be britches too. Apart from that, my Nerd-O-Meter shot to staggering heights as I've now officially been to college 7 days a week, Monday through Sunday, and now for another 5 days this week. My skin is severely dehydrated and my soul is deprived of sunlight. bahh

Fellow delegates, allow me to enlighten you with the intelligence portrayed by the delegates who grazed us with their presence over the weekend:

U.S.A.: I hope you don't bring up Prostitute Island this time.
South Korea: Yeah. Why are you wearing a surgical mask?
U.S.A.: Why aren't you?
South Korea: Swine flu is a joke. Now, if you had the Ebola virus (which liquefies your intestines and make them leak out of your ass), I'd be worried, but swine flu is just overrated.
U.S.A.: no comment
Well well well, South Korea, if you do get the swine flu, let's see who'll get worried.

South Korea: You look like such a loner :)
Yemen: Thanks, love you too :)
South Korea: Haha my fingers are freezing off so my writings all crappy.
Yemen: No your just plain crappy.
YEAHHHMAANNN! (btw Yemen wore a Zara dress I really wanted but my mom insisted it wasn't worth the 130bucks she would have to fork out for :( )

United Kingdom: Rwanda is so corrupted.
Iraq: Dude I'm so bored. This ends at 5. I want to shoot myself. And we're all corrupted.
United Kingdom: Same FML! lol I have a quarantined mind.
Iraq: Haha sure you do. If we ask to move to voting procedure, do we get to leave earlier?
United Kingdom: Don't know. Rwanda is SO gay
Btw, United Kingdom didn't look all that straight to the trained eye so maybe he was hinting something... (I swear, there were approximately 3 guys who portrayed a strong feminine side in my GA)

United Kingdom to Iran: Waste of my life.
Well I did not hesitate to show him how it was a waste of mine to pass his notes.

Iraq: Are you submitting the ammendment, me and Miho already have so you do it too.
South Africa: YA. They keep taking pictures. walao. Look intelligent and intrigued.
Iraq: I look bored. I don't even know when I'm going now.
South Africa: I'm bored. I cbf.
bla bla bla..
Iraq: They read our notes and smile creepily.
South Africa: He read this note and smiled creepily.
Iraq: LOL. So funny. Do your speech.
ohhh wow they acknowledged Kok Siang and Young's efforts in taking pictures! Not to mention Victor's creepy smile :]

Last but not least...,
China: You're Hot. Let's get it on tonight.
Malaysia: ? misuse of note
At that point it was the last straw for me and I passed it to the Chair who then suspended note-passing.

Ahh, we had fun. I met cute gay guys who reminded me of rabbits, I met ASS students, and I realized that sometimes people bitch about someone without knowing who they really are, because after getting to know her over the weekend, I realize that the ones who bitch about her are the real britches.
oooh yes, what a productive, memorable weekend.

Braveheart.

2009-06-20T23:02:00.000+08:00

Reality hit her like how it would if a cancer patient was told there was no chance of survival.

He is right.

She finally, finally found out what happened last night. Nooo, not what happened last night but that she found out about it last night- ah hahaha! And what a coincidence that you (yes, you who ate toasted bread with her ;p) asked her about it.

Oh, I see. I guess I was the only one with a pinch, dash, ounce, of hope.

Should I blow out the candle, then?

Will post up pictures of the conference when I feel like it. Thanks Kok Siang for helping me take pro pictures with my noob 5.1 mp camera ;p

And I suppose I'll also gossip about the conference ;D

I realise with creeping horror that this time next week will be my concert night!

Must. Master. This. By. Next. FRIDAY!

good night ladies!

P.S. That isn't me! The one sitting on the throne looking for answers is, though XP.

My Heart's Crippled By The Pain That I Keep On Holding

2009-06-19T20:48:00.001+08:00

I'm so tired that my legs hurt when I sit *grimace*.

What with all the running around-ness this evening, and then 2 hours of ballet, it's no wonder why I ate alot ;p

The conference started today, and I was pretty excited cuz it's my first time ;DDD

The delegate of Vietnam didn't turn up. Siiiiigh- but there were many interesting faces from different schools/colleges. My favourite ;p I don't know which was tougher- running errands or doing all that research and coming up with resolutions. Depends on what you have to offer y'know? Braiiiiins or Brawwwwwn! My hall had a pretty interesting topic. I'm learning much from this conference-y stuff.

And I pledge to wear more formal tomorrow and Sunday! ;)

Good Things Come For Boys Who Wait.

2009-06-18T16:25:00.000+08:00

If it really was over, why can't she convince herself that it is?

It is true that "no man is an island". Every man is an island. It is only when two islands meet, and decide to build a bridge to connect each other, that they will meet in between. What happens if he wants to use bricks and she decides on wood? This is when differences are found.

What happens when he's the only one doing all the work, connecting his island to hers? He will enter the island, but he may never find her. Unless he did indeed find her, and with determination and strong will, manages to convince her to come up to the bridge.

But what happens when his bridge was built too fast, and while she catches up, the huricane tears it down?

On a less metaphorical note, I'm finding out that as cool as it sounds, Admin really means being the "waterboy" or the "dude who picks up the tennis balls" =.= or the postman. But that means I get to read notes ;p too bad no one would send one to me ;( *sniff* on the other hand, me excited!

He's A One Stop Shot, With A Real Big-

2009-06-16T22:01:00.000+08:00

-Heart. I meant HEART :D

Anyway...

Are you ready for some "lovely" scientificky jokes?

Well feast your eyes on these!

I have tons more but there are more important things in life to think of like my ESL tutorial TOMORROW. !@#$%^&*(!~@$^&*

oh wells.

Sweet, Sugar, Candyman

2009-06-15T22:50:00.000+08:00

So here I am looking for Answers when I came across this:

"Well, basically, the guy would be the supply and the girl would be the demand. And this could be in terms of goods and services or currency."

THIS is the answer for what Love means. In an economics perspective. I actually got this from my all-time favourite kindy friend Victor from his blog http://cv-parody.blogspot.com/ :D

He also stated "The longer the time period, the higher the rate of inflation of the girl." HAHA, I don't exactly know what this means, but I like the sound of it ;D

And then my macha Yi Wenn added "With love, the opportunity cost is zero."

Wow, these statements are so new and exciting to me! LOLlolLOL. Since I'm so caught up in the Biology and Chemistry world of vocabulary. Hmm, there's just so little I know of, and so much to find out! *snort*

Anyschmooze, it's been a long time since you acknowledged my presence. Too long. However, every man (or woman) has their day and mine was today :) eheehee.

Gotta go look for more Answers for my Chemistry report tomorrow.

Au revoir!

All The Violent, Sweet Perfect Words That You Said.

2009-06-12T21:21:00.000+08:00

If I were a boy, even just for a day, I would get out of bed in the morning, put on what I wanted and go. Drink beer with the guys, and chase after girls, I can do whatever I wanted, and never be confronted for it, cuz they'll stick up for me...

Haha, imagine if we could make lyrics into a dialogue. Cool! People will be like "wow you're sooo creative!" :D I'll show you what's creative! These sentences:

A Boy Called Dilbert Eventually Found Greatness. He Invented “Just Kidding”. Losing Money, Not Opportunity, Pays. Queerly, Reggie Seemed To Understand Vaguely Why Xandria Yawns Zanily.

A Bug Crawled Down Eerily From God’s Hands. It Jumped Kindly, Losing More Nuts Onto Pamela. Quietly, Robbers Started To Unite Vulgarly When Xeno’s Yard Zombified.

Do you get it? Each word is made up of the first letter of every alphabet in order! Haha, I deserve the Nobel Prize.

Anywhoo, it's been one week since I dragged my sorry self to college on a daily basis and I have to say, I'm still not adjusted to waking up early and getting used to this routine yet again. However, I have to admit I do lurve going to college ;D

And today has got to be one of the most relaxing days in a looong time. Because we had 4 hours of free period in a row- of which 2 we spent on lunch break but still. Life as we know it is good.

Completed our Moral Video, which was (I hope) hilarious. You guys have to attend Moral classes to watch it! XP.

Still to come, our English Tutorial. Hope I don't get the jitterbugs or a mind block and be able to babble like crazy.

Get well soon Ms. Math and Ms. Chem! Watch out for AHINI (haha, good one Daniel Khaw ;p) and the sucky haze.

Peace out!

Hold Me Down Sweet And Low

2009-06-11T12:48:00.000+08:00

Blogging in class is FUN because we're soooooo busy :D

Some people don't like getting in on all the action... (cuz they're emo that's why XP)

OUR best friend!

And you left without saying goodbye...

I Can't Keep My Hands Out The Cookie Jar.

2009-06-07T15:00:00.000+08:00

Have you ever wondered what it's like to have an inner ballerina, waiting to unleash it into the world in all its flexible, graceful glory? I mean, doesn't the saying sound like "inside every man is a ballerina waiting to come out?"

Have you ever wondered what it's like to have a ballerina inside of you?

Yes you have.

Don't bluff :P

Well, the good news is; now you CAN!

Because now, in 21st century Malaysia, you are able to purchase..

wait for it...

Ballerina cookies!

WOOHOOOOOO!

Well where can you possibly get these, you may ask?

Why, at Ikea of course!

Yes seriously. Any sane minded person will think Ikea is a furniture store: a FurniWorld, you may say. But it's not just any furniture department, it sells everything from Swedish meatballs to cheesecakes to unknown cupcakes. Including Ballerina cookies!

Indulge in them and soon, you'll be dancing your way to the likes of Odile and Odette!

I can't help it that I'm such a cookie whore..

Haha, seriously, everytime I think of cookies the Cookie Jar song comes to mind. I don't even know the accurate name of that song!

So anyways, my brother made a remake of the song which goes like this:

I like dogs,

They like me,

They look so good,

Except in jeans..

And the best part is, he actually thinks that's the lyrics!

Loser.

Like hello, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure that dogs obviously do not look good in jeans. It makes their butt look small. Even my hot-dog (get it? HOT dog but it's not like hot-dog as in the roll with sausage combo.. :D) Chloe won't look good in jeans.

After the first 5 minutes of opening the tube....... Naah, I just transferred the cookies into the cookie jar :D

Anyschmooze, I'm cravin' them Ballerina cookies now. When I should be thinking of other nice, normal things. Like the end of the world. But that's for another nice sunshiney day =]

P.S. It's back to the grind for the next... forever. Whooopee =]

I Take A Deep Breath And Try To Move On.

2009-06-05T22:56:00.000+08:00

Familiar?

Since I'm such a ballet addict, I'll write about some amusing things that happen in my dance studio.

1. My dance instructor is hard to please. She has such high standards when it comes to the quality of our work that I end up being hard to please too. ah-ha. As in being highly critical about things. Just today, I was watching the previous class' ballet (the one before mine, silly) and the whole time I was watching her, she would frown so distastefully at every single mistake that it looks as though the dancers were utter noobs. Personally, whenever that happens to me I end up stumbling through my routine. Which is why I don't ever make eye contact with her whenever I have to do a dance routine *lol *

2. Last week, there was this little girl (Japanese, I presume) who stormed out of the studio (well, if you count stamping out with her cute lil feet as stomping) and sulked at the lounge area. Have you ever seen a little girl sulk? She's so cute that I bet if she were to randomly come to me, of all people, to tell me what's wrong, I would've cooed at her and go "ohh who's a good girl? oh yesh you areee" whilee pinching her cheeks and totally ignoring her cries. Anyschmooze, her mini friends later came out of the aforementioned studio and confronted her. She stubbornly said "I don't ever want to dance anymore. I want to quit!" whoa, such determination; such anger and decisiveness! And I thought to myself, duuuuude, that was me about 15 years ago! I swear, if I weren't me I'd go up to her, grab her by her teeny tiny shoulders, give her a good shake and go "Gurl, if you quit, you will regret for the rest of your life when you realise your true passion for dance! There is no cure for regret I tell you! No. Cure." Oh well, since I'm still me, I sat there with my friend and giggled about the cutie pies and their sordid affairs. However, the little lady's problem was solved the minute her friends suggested quitting after the concert. Then she will be able to "wear the pretty costume and put make up on and perform". She shrugged her shoulders and followed them back to the studio. Whoa, honestly, I do not know what to say to that!

3. Not too long ago, there was this teenaged boy sitting at the lounge. Hormonal, I presume. See, there aren't many boys in my dance school. Just about everyone's female and the way I see it, he looked like he's ready to give up a million bucks if that was what it took to get him out of there. He sat there, all moody and anti-social, trying to blend in into the sofa. However, he did have sort of the best seat since he was facing directly into a studio. The studio that I use. darn it. So when it was time for our class, we went in and stripped down to our skintight leotards. And ohh-emm-gee, he was positively gaping. With his mouth hanging from his jaw. AH-HAHA. He looked so hilarious. Like he was in paradise. I caught the moment and smirked directly at him. He looked so embarrassed I could see him blushing all the way from the studio :P I just lurve making people feel awkward!

Apart from that, there's the odd thing or two that are not worth mentioning.

xxx

Chloe

2009-06-04T15:01:00.000+08:00

I hated her the first time we brought her home. I resented the fact that my family still wanted her despite my allergic reactions to fur. I did not go anywhere near her, nor give her the warm welcome she truly deserves. I ignored her for two whole weeks and did not acknowledge her presence although she craved attention- she was barely 3 months old at that time. Before we brought her home, there was one thing I did- I named her Chloe. My brother wanted something cooler but no, we settled for Chloe. On that Wednesday, she was brought home, shivering from fear and the car ride. I glared at her.

The first time I held her was when I brought her into the house, from the balcony, away from the raging thunder and storm at 2 a.m. That night, I lay awake, listening to the strong winds. My emotions overruled my pride and I went out, held her in my arms and brought her in. I stayed up with her curled in my lap until the rain was over. She licked me continuosly throughout the two hours I stayed up for her. Back then, she was smaller than my size 7 feet. She still had baby fat, she was round and chubby.

She grew up fast. I remembered her first injection. She cried so loud I ended up tearing as well. She was so grand that she only slept on soft materials- like silk carpets. She still did. I got over my fear of allergies and started to grow fond of her.

She was stubborn. Playful. Affectionate. Persistent. Unladylike. Needy. She loved biting our socks and "killing" it. She loved chasing us around and got so mad when she could not keep up with us. She would bark the whole night if that was what it'll take for us to let her into the house. She would bark at my maid if her meal wasn't served at 12 noon sharp. Yet, she had the posture and grace of a good breed. She's not easy to win over, either. She'd only wag her bushy tail when she wants something. No matter how many times we scolded her, she never did stop licking us affectionately.

And then it happened. On the 2nd of June, she had fits. We were terrified. We thought it was due to exhaustion of travelling in the car for 2 hours. That she had nausea. But it happened again the next day. I was home without my dad, who tended to her the day before. I did not know what to do. I did exactly as my dad did the day before in trying to help her cope with her fits.

Slightly before 7 a.m. today, I was woken up with the words "Chloe sudah mati." I sprang out of bed and sure enough, I went out to see her lifeless body. Stiff. I howled in pain and sadness. She had so selfishly left without saying goodbye. I could not believe it. I called out her name multiple times. Her eyes were still open. But void of any life. I ran to my parents bedroom and cried uncontrollably while I struggled to wake them up and tell them what happened.

In all 18 years of my life, this was the second time I saw my mother crying. I will never understand the pain she had to go through when she wrapped Chloe's body in her blanket and placed her into the box.

She was the last among her 5 siblings to enter this world. But she was the first to leave. We brought her home in a green and white box. She left us through that same box.

In loving memory of Chloe: July 2008- 4th June 2009

Hollywood Hills and Suburban Thrills.

2009-06-03T21:08:00.000+08:00

I am dark.
I am red.

I am mildly sunburnt.

Other than that, I am somewhat satisfied.

The trip was better than I expected after all.

Here are some fun facts about what actually happened:

1. You can ride horses by the beach. The horses poop into the sea as well, and urinate into the wonderful coarse sand.

2. You can also go parachuting. It helps if you're skinny because otherwise it's gonna be hard to take off and land. I'm just saying.

3. I must've ogled at a guy with a six-pack. I mean come on, most guys have a one-pack (which means a really huge tummy), or a two pack but six? I must've stared too long cuz his sister beside him was giving me "the look". haha

4. They have Crunchie bars at the souvenir shop- it's a "Golden Hokey Pokey covered in Cadbury Dairy Milk Milk Chocolate". I thought I had died and gone to Heaven. I can't find them anywhere in K.L. anymore and so one can only imagine my "uncomfortable state of heightened arousal" (hoho, yes I've been studying Psycho like the nerd I am 8D). The reason for this arousal being that I bought and ate some while knowing I'm supposedly on a diet (or am I?) LoL.

5. I went hunting for the DVD's YOU requested for. Yes, you better be grateful. And I hope they work XP.

Other than that, everything went by in a blur. The beach is still awesome. The waves are still riding high. The sun is still scorching-actually, more than ever. Yep, we had some fun under the sun.

P.S. My poor dog is having fits :'( anyone knows how to cure or what to do? *sniff sniff*

2009-05-28T18:32:00.000+08:00

Since I currently have no life, I shall blog about my awesome day.

Today, instead of following my friends for a fun-filled time to Times Square, I had to settle for second best- Mid Valley. Yep, I mean nooo... I don't have anything against this wondeful mall but still, I'd rather be with you..guys. LoL =) So I went with my brother for a little bonding time, since he may be quite bummed out Manchester United lost to- whoever they lost to. Sooo...

By the way, Yann Martel is an awesome author. His novel, Life of Pi was such a dear I was hooked the first time I read it. Still was after the next three times. Thanks to Yi Wenn. So anyhoo, today I went to Border's and discovered his other novel Self. Like amg, I had to get it. The story was told in a way that reflected his own life. As I flipped through I realized that the last few pages were empty. It was the last copy so I couldn't decide if he deliberately did it (he has a knack of doing such things). And so, when I asked for help at the Help desk, they can't help me either. Bummer. And so I didn't buy it cuz I'm not much of a risk taker ;D big sigh- major disappointment. However, life goes on and I bought The White Tiger by Aravind Adiga who incidently, won The Man Booker Prize 2008 (Life of Pi was 2002).

When I got home, my mum surprises me with my favourite Ritter Sports chocolates and a couple of Belgian ones. She's not helping me much with my quest to lose 10 pounds. Thus I am currently experiencing what is known as Cognitive Dissonance.

Wow, could my life get any better?

Carry Me Home?

2009-05-22T12:17:00.000+08:00

This is the all-talented Victor Trevino, the mastermind behind Les Ballets Grandiva.

my most favourite pic-chah! (S)he looked like (s)he just won Best Ballet Dancer in which I was the Grand Prize ;)

Gotta love these babes!

I missed everything about this performance and my memories struggle to grasp what was left of it- the fragments of which are embedded in the depths of my mind.

P.S. I am extremely excited for my own up-and-coming ballet performance! Things are looking heavenly, I've got good positions, great roles and aack! I have to lose 10 pounds by the time the concert rolls in! ;D

P.P.S. Yay for Chris being the latest American Idol! I don't know of his singing skills but he's cute. Reminds me of a shaggy dog.

Romeo Take Me Somewhere We Can Be Alone

2009-05-22T11:43:00.000+08:00

List of things highly appropriate for exams:

constantly check out the speed of your neighbour in doing the test. Compete with them in all kiasu-ness. Extremely dangerous if you sit with someone who has no idea of how to do the paper. Will result in them looking like they've finished the questions at top speed. Will leave you rushing for time.
sing Jai-Ho, leaving the ones in front and behind you either feeling highly annoyed or singing along.

wearing plastic bead necklaces that clang everytime you move ever so slightly to prevent butt cramps.

looking up to see your friend's paper behind you because of the reflective surfaces of the metal plate on the lights.
check out the cutie sitting at the other end of your row- cuz she's totally checking you out too ;)
be absolutely brutal to your math paper and occasionally mutter explicits to scare and intimidate the person next to you.
there's also something about the way Implicit Differentiations make you think of sappy love songs of 5 years ago..

No, He Can't Read My Poker Face.

2009-05-15T21:09:00.000+08:00

In great need of Personal Space.

Am extremely introverted. Let me breathe.

If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it is rightfully yours.

Lucky I'm in love with my best friend. . .

2009-05-13T22:06:00.001+08:00

Lupus.

Definitely not music to my ears during this festive exam period.

The words younger, bone pains, rashes are still ringing in my ears as I type this.

What the-

How it goes is like this: my dear mummy read about lupus and then she got the idea that I may develop it. If I don't watch out. Because as a child I was rather, ehem, weak. And my mom said the syptoms matched =.=

As a result, I endured 5 minutes of lecture. She found out I haven't taken my shower, at 10 P.M. She further warned me of arthritis. I pledged to go shower immediately. Only to end up talking on the phone and nosing through Facebook.

Common Symptoms of Lupus:
Painful or swollen joints and muscle pain
Unexplained fever
Red rashes, most commonly on the face
Chest pain upon deep breathing
Unusual loss of hair
Pale or purple fingers or toes from cold or stress (Raynaud's phenomenon)
Sensitivity to the sun
Swelling (edema) in legs or around eyes
Mouth ulcers
Swollen glands
Extreme fatigue

Lets just say I had 6 out of 11 of the syptoms above when I was a child.

Oh well. Off to shower I go. Tata!

Wouldn't it be Nice if We Were Older

2009-05-12T19:04:00.000+08:00

Today, I had an intense milk craving. So my bra and I headed down to our beloved supermart where I can feed my soul.

Full cream milk. AMG here comes my third thigh!

I finished half a litre during Math. Between 30 to 45 minutes. And after that my stomach expanded so much I felt like I was pregnant (not that I would know what that feels like, hoho)

Anyhoo I also learnt something about full-cream milk- their fat content.

It's zero! Milk has zero fat in it. Full cream!

It just couldn't get any better!

Oh but it does! It's zero right down to not one, not two, but four decimal places! Not even a trace of it is found!

Yummy.

Spoonerisms!

2009-05-11T23:56:00.000+08:00

"Three cheers for our queer old dean!" (dear old queen, referring to Queen Victoria)
"Is it kisstomary to cuss the bride?" (customary to kiss)
"The Lord is a shoving leopard." (a loving shepherd)
"A blushing crow." (crushing blow)
"A well-boiled icicle" (well-oiled bicycle)
"You were fighting a liar in the quadrangle." (lighting a fire)
"Is the bean dizzy?" (dean busy)
"Someone is occupewing my pie. Please sew me to another sheet." (occupying my pew...show me to another seat)
"You have hissed all my mystery lectures. You have tasted a whole worm. Please leave Oxford on the next town drain." (missed...history, wasted...term, down train)
Lirty Dies and Scicious Vandals

Dancing in the Moonlight.

2009-05-10T22:29:00.000+08:00

To put it mildly, Les Ballets Grandiva's Men in Tutus was supercallifragilisticespiellydocious.

It was everything I imagined and more.

I was so awfully excited I could not sit still. My funny bones tickled so hard I think I might have developed osteoporosis.

And yet, I wished it wouldn't come to an end, two hours later.

The "ballerinos" were so feminine they put certain females to shame. They were so incredibly graceful despite their bulky frame and muscular torso. In fact, they looked almost feather-light in their elaborate tutus and pointe shoes. Their expressions were classic, their humorous twist was excrutiatingly funny I did not once think of the words "lame" or "swt".

Despite all that, I could not help but wonder if the audience watching the show actually realised just how much work was put into the show. Sure, it was hilarious, but do they see the elaborate footwork? Their posture, the "breakfast in, lunch in", shoulders down, chin up, stomach in, butt in, hips flat, feet turned out, upper body pulled up, growing taller, head-touch-the-ceiling, head turned out, arms rounded... and so much more. They jumped and landed en pointe, their grand jete, sissone ouverte, arabesque, attitude devant, Echappe, Fouetté en tournant, Piroutte,...amazing. I wonder too, if the audience knew the techniques. To the untrained eye, they would think some of the moves were complex. However, it all boils down to tricks and skills. Which is why it was pretty funny when they clapped more on the "easy" ones and not on the more complex moves. LOL, the dancers must be thinking we were so easy to please! Only few (including me) gave thunderous applause for the wonderful movements.

The all-too-familiar music fed my audio senses while my eyes feasted on the dancers. Some of the wonderful remakes included Swan Lake, The Dying Swan, Adagio, and classical ballet, of which I have forgotten the name.

To put it simply, it was the best RM 188 ever spent.

2009-05-09T18:20:00.000+08:00

This is what friends do for each other.

Sadly, I don't know if I could ever carry you behind my back anymore.

Because you won't let me.

P.S. Extremely excited for tomorrow.

P.P.S Glad you understand =)

How Could This Happen To Me

2009-05-08T20:12:00.000+08:00

I drove mindlessly out of the carpark.
As I was anticipating the next bump-

SCREEEECH!!!

My life flashed before me. Thankfully, the runner-up BANG did not follow.

My humble local ride is no match for his BMW 7 Series. The ang moh was on his phone. His car was so near I could wind down my window and stain it with my sweaty palms.
I shall shoot myself for even smiling sheepishly to him and mouthing sorry. Even though I had the right of way. He sped up to me.

With shaky hands, I drove myself to college this bright Friday morning. There goes my whole day.

Life is short. Spend it with the ones who matter.

On a brigher note, have a good weekend!

You Set My Heart on Fire.

2009-05-06T20:12:00.001+08:00

Exams in approximately 12 days.

and that's not the only thing that's disturbing me.

Jai Ho!

2009-05-03T15:00:00.000+08:00

The one song currently stuck in my head.

Ever since I saw the hilarious video of Kenny Sia doing a remake of the otherwise awesome dance (he imitated window-washing), I have searched high and low for it.
*not really, my brother had it in iTunes all along.*

You are the reason that I breathe;

You are the reason that I still believe;

You are my destiny-

Jai Ho!

Warning: Also makes Math extremely hard to comprehend =.=

Hell's So Close, Heaven's Out Of Reach.

2009-05-03T13:31:00.000+08:00

If everyone is either going to Heaven or Hell when they die, I'm pretty sure it's extremely crowded by now.

What if they ran out of clouds or underground space?

And lets not even talk about Hell!

If everyone who does not call upon Jesus to save them, they will be banished to the flames of the Devil. Which means...pretty much everyone.

Which means Hell will be so much more happening.

Hmm, is that why there are ghosts roaming our friendly neighbourhood?

Because theirs got over-populated?

Talk about illegal immigrants!

I don't personally believe in ghoulies. Even though I've been said to have encountered one.

I have felt a presence for a long time in a holiday apartment.
And it wasn't until a year later that my dear mom told me that apparently a "friend" has been staying there for about a year (hoho...). For FREE.
It was an Indian, male ghost.
Male, Indian ghost.
Ghost, male, Indian.

I am darned.

For one thing, a perv has been watching me sleep.
However, if there was one thing I learnt, it was that:
Ghosts have religions too.

And for another, it was a Buddhist monk who told us of this "friend".

Needless to say, my freaked out mother never wanted to go there anymore.
I miss P.D. =(

On a lighter note, do let me know if you see a hot woman staring back at you as you comb your hair in front of the mirror at 12 midnight. With the lights off.

=D

The Smile On Your Face.

2009-05-01T23:43:00.000+08:00

Besides your lips , where is the favourite spot to get kissed?
cheeks

How did you feel when you woke up this morning?
10 already??

Who were the last people you took a photo with?
Lee Young

Would you consider yourself spoiled?
hmmmMMmm

Will you ever donate blood?
yep, yes, ya.

Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex?
yes.

Do you want someone to be dead?
hoho.

What does your last text message say?
something about me being mean for not letting Lai Sin come over to my house =D

What are you thinking right now ?
about my bruised elbow.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAL?
Caesar's.

DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
hoho.

IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
absolutely =D

DO YOU USE SARCASM?
no, of course not.

DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?
yes. I have tons of tonsils.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?
KOKO crunch Duo!

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
of the cookies and cream variety.

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?
smile

RED OR PINK
white.

WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?
my undecisiveness.

WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?
the ones who moved on too fast.

WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?
dark blue pants.

WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
the whirling blades of my fan

IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
pink.

FAVORITE SMELLS?
the smell of nice-smelling guys. hoho =D

WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
mummy.

HAIR COLOR?
black.

EYE COLOR?
so I've heard it's dark brown :)

FAVORITE FOOD?
where do I start :P

SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?
scary movies with a happy ending

LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
the one for Psycho class about a guy who sells his TV to get drugs.

SUMMER OR WINTER?
summer by the beach!

HUGS OR KISSES?
hugs.

MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO?
hmm, try me.

LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?

WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
To Kill A Mockingbird.

WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT?
omg I didn't watch any TV last night ><

FAVOURITE SOUND(S)?
beach waves.

WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME?
Egypt

DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?
possibly.

WHERE WERE U BORN?
Selangor

HOW DID YOU MEET YOUR SPOUSE/SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
I have no idea yet.

=)

Birth of A New Blog.

2009-05-01T23:15:00.000+08:00

11.15 p.m.

1st of May. of 2009.