It's You and Me Moving At the Speed of Light Into Eternity.

Time: Present

Settings: 23rd century; Lah-Lah Land

Characters:

Protagonist: A medium height strawberry blonde named Sherry

Antagonist: A tall, broody, male-chauvinistic jerk by the name of Bryan

Sherry and Bryan both work in the prestigious, upmarket Petaling Street of Wisteria Lane. Since the beginning of Time, they hardly got along with each other.

Because Bryan has an innate desire to steal her underwear.

Furthermore, Bryan also threatened to expose Sherry's polka-dotted XS-sized undies on Flickr. Sherry felt emotionally disturbed by his inhumane act to get her attention (Bryan has a school-girl crush on Sherry). She decides to get back her luxurious pieces by hook or by crook. She summons her ToothFairy, Mei, to find a way. Meanwhile, Sherry gets busy getting ready for Prom- the event of the year to be seen in. The ToothFairy summons Audi and the Chipmunks to utilise their sneaky tactics to retrieve her sacred secrets. Alas, they found it!

Sherry goes to Prom to meet her Prince Charming whom she met in Restaurant City and Sorority Life- only to find out he's Bryan himself!-decked in an expensive couture Armani suit. She asked "Are you my knight in shining Armani?"

He extended his hand as he said "Shall we dance?". Sherry never believed in love at first sight but he was an exception.

She loved Armani.

And they lived happily ever after =)

*Names have been changed to protect the real characters' identity

All My Single Ladies!

Am in LOVE with Big Bang Theory (the series)!!

Math, Science, History

unravelling the mystery!

But it all started with the big bang!!!

Like did you know with stairs, if you increase its height so much as 2mm people will trip.

Yeah.

Ooookay, some people have a Bio test to prepare for so 'scuuuse me.

Hold On If You Feel Like Letting Go.

Cuboidal epithelium...squamos epithelium...columnar epithelium....
.....

That's when I had a mental block =='.
That's when I proceeded to fool around with my awesome webcam :D

AMG it's raining!!

I have a TWIN!!! Don't believe??

HERE.

Guess which is me =="




This is how exams make me feel...

I'm in the "50 WAYS TO PLEASE YOUR LOVER" section.

donkey!



Self-love ;p

Lesson of the day is:

I need to get a life.

I Hope You Know I Ripped All Your Pictures Off The Wall.

Ever since my phone died, I've been getting messages from numbers; not names ==. I sincerely hope the ones I've been talking to include Kok Siang and Laila. or else I'm doomed.

So please don't hesitate to introduce yourselves when you message me :D or I'll just have to guess who you are :P

P.S. I'll pay five dollars to the person who can magically remove my sore throat. Yes, FIVE awesome dollars in cash =)

You're Staring Me Down, Your Glance Makes Me Weak.

I once sat in my brother's friend's car. We came to a stop at the traffic light. Then he said:

Hey, isn't red the new green?

And we drove past the red light =.=

I also realised how every Friday I tell all my lecturers to "have a great weekend!!" hmmm... I wonder what they actually do during the weekend? *ponders*

Have a great weekend! (And I'm not just saying that :D)

Honestly.

Since I’ve got so much free time and being unbelievably cool about tomorrow’s Chemistry practical test, I’ve come up with some differences between Man and Boy:

A Man seeks a relationship; a Boy seeks physical intimacy


A Man thinks his girlfriend is beautiful; a Boy thinks she’s hot


A Man loves a female because she is who she is; a Boy finds someone to love. Anyone.


A Man stares into her eyes; a Boy- her assets


A Man looks into her soul; a Boy looks into her face

So are you a Man or Boy?


On a deliriously happy note, I know I’ve found myself again. Finally.

He's the Reason For the Teardrops on My Guitar

oh, wait. I don't have a guitar so....pointe shoes? XP





"What is love? How can I describe it when I've never experienced it, never tasted it?"

Spoken like a true cannibal. I only have respect for him. You and I both, Sumanto; you and I both. And notice how he wants to taste love. I bet it tastes like water after 2 hours of strenous activity: like Heaven.



So I think my problem is, I make riddles that confuse people in the hopes of getting a message across that I actually so dearly want them to know, but end up not understanding their reply =/ sigh.



What should I do?



Should I wait?



If life is all about taking chances, I wish I did. I wish I listened to Life. Or maybe I just would... Maybe Fear is holding me back. The fear of rejection, dejection.....

Btw did you know that if you typed on your mobile using TI/dictionary, "rejection" has the same buttons as "selection"? How ironic.



Anyway, back to the main focus. I just want to know: What is truly going on?



Should I stay, or regretfully leave?



I know I want to stay- if you want me to.

"face it- I'm your statistically significant other"

I See The Sparkles of A Million Lights;

...but the one shining so bright is where you are.


One week of chaotic emotional mess
added with a huge seafood spread
followed by an all nighter
mixed with an all-day marathon volunteering
with 10 hours of combined sleep during the weekend
and loads of spicy food
all boiled down to this

Just my luck.

Second chances? Me? Yes. You? I guess not.

The familiar words rang through me. The words I longed to hear.

Only they weren't directed at me no more.

Even as I smiled and joked, deep inside lies an aching heart.

At least your faint denial somewhat gave me comfort.

Math Directive Investigation, ESL Text Production, Bio photosynthesis experiment, Chem Practical Test... best-nya ;p

No one sees my 4a.m. face if I can help it ;p which I couldn't really but still!

We Are Compelled To Do What We Have Been Forbidden

Rushed home today to go meet up with my long-lost friend =)

I've realised that it doesn't matter if friends close to you don't treat you like friends; there are others out there who can still put a smile on my face.

When was the last time I enjoyed good company?

oh right. Just now.

Thanks for lifting my spirits.

Thanks for agreeing with me on so many things, even before I state my opinion.

Thanks for being such a betch to my BFF's =P

Thanks for your approval on my choice ;) wink wink.

Thanks for being here during this troubled time of my social life HAHA (what social life ==?)

You still enjoy chocolate shakes.

You still think you're cool ;p

You're still one-of-a-kind.

You still know me too well! Sheesh.

Thanks for pushing me to go follow my instinct and step out of my comfort zone (I hope I will and not chicken out ;( )

On a final note, I cbf with stupid things anymore.

When I'm All Alone, With The Clouds Above

...you are the one I love.

Hold on to me, or you won't be able to anymore.

These Hands Are Shaking Cold...

... Your hands are mine to hold.

"............ and then we GG them". This has got to be my new favourite sentence.

Introverts are the thinking people who make less noise to reduce the arousal of their cerebral cortex. It's like, they have enough brain activity going on to arouse them without the need for external noise. Extraverts, on the other hand, may be the life of the party, but only because they have low-arousal-cerebral-cortexally-speaking and thus, need to stimulate their brains by making things fun and exciting externally. So which is better? Would you rather be perceived as smart and boring (but with wonderful brains) or exciting and empty?

What if you were a bit of both? What if you only open up to certain people, you're only extraverted to familiar faces, but clamp up when facing new people? What if you initially give the vibe as a chatty, outgoing person but soon quiet down as you get to know the other better? What if you have to choose to be just one? Well, can't you be both?

Sometimes people don't take the same steps as you because as they think things are going mighty well, somewhere in their subconscious minds they think, "what if it doesn't work out?". Sometimes they also doubt your sincerity, or how much you want it to happen. Other times, they just need reassurance that that's how it should be. Or maybe because they're not about taking chances because they don't have a reason to believe things are gonna work out. Or maybe, just possibly, they find the friendship too important to risk, because, should it ever turn sour, there's no turning back.

It's how we play our cards.

Ohh look at me rambling like an old lady :)

On a final note, is it nerdy to have a Casio fx-350MS calculator just "casually lying around" on your bed? :(

Maybe I Can Make You Believe...

...In love, sex and magic ;)

Yesterday the whole class gathered for some Friday fun at The Curve. wow, it's the first time we actually gathered as a whole outside of college == we should do it more often! But maybe not on Friday evenings pretty please ;( I want my cake and eat it too! (whatever that means)

Missy Cheryl drove us there, with us singing random songs like Keep Your Hands Off My Girl, Love Story.. yeayea whatever. Got there, fooled around and the six of us went for Transformers!! Awesome blossom! Though the sound effects were scary- lucky for me I had my Jia Hui to jump to XP. After a tiring 2 and a half hours, we went off to Italiannies. Transformers 2 requires serious stamina (Jia Hui's right) to watch. The fighting scenes made me sit so restlessly I swear I burned off the calories my hot dog gave me just by moving around in my seat so much =/

Not really, it didn't cuz in the end I shared a salad with the bra (who wasn't macho that night since he's eating a salad XP) cuz I was still stomach-FULL.

More laughters, fun, gossip and the invasion of personal privacy moments later, I had to go home. Thanks to Nyat Syen, else I'd have to walk home ==.

mwah mwah!

You Stood At Your Door With Your Hands On My Waist...

...and you kissed me like you meant it.

And I knew, that you meant it; you meant it.

This is Shan who wouldn't stop pinching my cheeks x)

How is it that you just know something's not right just by vibes?

But thanks for caring :)

Had fun today earring-necklace-shopping with Audrey, Jia Hui, Sherry and Bra XP.

Seconds, Hours, So Many Days...

They say that before we turn 18, the one thing we should do is... dissect a kidney. Which was precisely what I did yesterday. Just the repulsive thought of it makes me turn green and sick.

I chose an obese kidney since... it's not everyday you meet an obese kidney :D ohhh right- it's also in line with my future profession as a ballerina-dietician XP. The kidney was so yellow and saturated (cuz it's covered entirely with lemak) my lunch felt like coming up. But since what goes down doesn't come back up, I could only gag in disgust the whole time I removed the fat with its sickening *schhlick* sound as it parted with the purplish kidney. My kidney bean was pretty small- aiyoh, must be a fat baby goat (kid?) who never got along in Goat School. Let's call him Bill, shall we?

Half the fun was removing the fat, I swear. I always thought kidney pictures were just an artists' impression of what a kidney looks like, but it does look like the ones in the picture- I kid(ney) you not. AHhaha!

If that wasn't bad enough, the kidney smelled. Bad. If roses were heaven then the smell of kidney is hell. Right then I wished my nostrils were wilted and that my sense of smell was the equivalent of the sense of sight of a blind man. After fatting around we cut up the kidney. It really looks like a mushroom- the Shittake variety. It was beautiful. haha. It's pelvis was surrounded by the enchanting medulla, which in turn was surrounded by the majestic cortex. Oh what a sight to behold! Definitely one of the things you should see before you turn 18. (waittt a minute.....)

I guess the best things in life can be found with the help of a dissecting tray, rubber gloves, and simple cutting-whatchamacallit tools :)