This is what I would have said to the delegate of South Africa- if I spoke to him at all. But more of that later.
Now that the ESL tutorial, TCSHMUN conference, and Biology Presentation is over, what do I look forward to? The next test? whoopee.
The conference over the weekend was such an eye-opener to me. For one thing, I've never heard of the word delegate before in my life prior to this. Little did I know that after just one weekend, I would hear it so much that it caused an immense discomfort in the pits of my stomach. For another, I now know that guys/male/boys can be britches too. Apart from that, my Nerd-O-Meter shot to staggering heights as I've now officially been to college 7 days a week, Monday through Sunday, and now for another 5 days this week. My skin is severely dehydrated and my soul is deprived of sunlight. bahh
Fellow delegates, allow me to enlighten you with the intelligence portrayed by the delegates who grazed us with their presence over the weekend:
U.S.A.: I hope you don't bring up Prostitute Island this time.
South Korea: Yeah. Why are you wearing a surgical mask?
U.S.A.: Why aren't you?
South Korea: Swine flu is a joke. Now, if you had the Ebola virus (which liquefies your intestines and make them leak out of your ass), I'd be worried, but swine flu is just overrated.
U.S.A.: no comment
Well well well, South Korea, if you do get the swine flu, let's see who'll get worried.
South Korea: You look like such a loner :)
Yemen: Thanks, love you too :)
South Korea: Haha my fingers are freezing off so my writings all crappy.
Yemen: No your just plain crappy.
YEAHHHMAANNN! (btw Yemen wore a Zara dress I really wanted but my mom insisted it wasn't worth the 130bucks she would have to fork out for :( )
United Kingdom: Rwanda is so corrupted.
Iraq: Dude I'm so bored. This ends at 5. I want to shoot myself. And we're all corrupted.
United Kingdom: Same FML! lol I have a quarantined mind.
Iraq: Haha sure you do. If we ask to move to voting procedure, do we get to leave earlier?
United Kingdom: Don't know. Rwanda is SO gay
Btw, United Kingdom didn't look all that straight to the trained eye so maybe he was hinting something... (I swear, there were approximately 3 guys who portrayed a strong feminine side in my GA)
United Kingdom to Iran: Waste of my life.
Well I did not hesitate to show him how it was a waste of mine to pass his notes.
Iraq: Are you submitting the ammendment, me and Miho already have so you do it too.
South Africa: YA. They keep taking pictures. walao. Look intelligent and intrigued.
Iraq: I look bored. I don't even know when I'm going now.
South Africa: I'm bored. I cbf.
bla bla bla..
Iraq: They read our notes and smile creepily.
South Africa: He read this note and smiled creepily.
Iraq: LOL. So funny. Do your speech.
ohhh wow they acknowledged Kok Siang and Young's efforts in taking pictures! Not to mention Victor's creepy smile :]
Last but not least...,
China: You're Hot. Let's get it on tonight.
Malaysia: ? misuse of note
At that point it was the last straw for me and I passed it to the Chair who then suspended note-passing.
Ahh, we had fun. I met cute gay guys who reminded me of rabbits, I met ASS students, and I realized that sometimes people bitch about someone without knowing who they really are, because after getting to know her over the weekend, I realize that the ones who bitch about her are the real britches.
oooh yes, what a productive, memorable weekend.
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