Romeo Take Me Somewhere We Can Be Alone

List of things highly appropriate for exams:

1. constantly check out the speed of your neighbour in doing the test. Compete with them in all kiasu-ness. Extremely dangerous if you sit with someone who has no idea of how to do the paper. Will result in them looking like they've finished the questions at top speed. Will leave you rushing for time.
   
2. sing Jai-Ho, leaving the ones in front and behind you either feeling highly annoyed or singing along.


3. wearing plastic bead necklaces that clang everytime you move ever so slightly to prevent butt cramps.


4. looking up to see your friend's paper behind you because of the reflective surfaces of the metal plate on the lights.
5. check out the cutie sitting at the other end of your row- cuz she's totally checking you out too ;)
6. be absolutely brutal to your math paper and occasionally mutter explicits to scare and intimidate the person next to you.
7. there's also something about the way Implicit Differentiations make you think of sappy love songs of 5 years ago..